Jessica Suarez

Beyoncés of the Lost Ark.

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:44:00 -0400

Beyoncés of the Lost Ark.

I just want to see the A Dangerous Method gag reel so...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:42:26 -0400

I just want to see the A Dangerous Method gag reel so badly.

Here I’ve curated a timely and important GIF retrospective of Keira Knightley’s underbite acting in the movie A Dangerous Method.

reblog if you were making yourself have an under bite while watching

Reblogged for the under bite!

Here’s a random thing! I was in this band Obsession In...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 14:13:00 -0400

Here’s a random thing! I was in this band Obsession In Pink for a minute or two in 2000, maybe 2001? It was this guy Brett and Michael Coomers’ band. Anyway the first show I played with them was opening for the Gossip in Tucson. I found a VHS of some of our shows and had it digitized. Here’s my first show with them. Check: asymmetrical top, suits, wine and roses on stage. When I joined I told them our thing should be “no wave meets Dynasty.” (I wrote more about this on jessicasuarez.com).

Dr. Rapist chickens coming home to roost; Dr. Rapist coming home...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:37:07 -0400

Dr. Rapist chickens coming home to roost; Dr. Rapist coming home and getting kicked out. I’m really happy that the writers didn’t just let that moment go.

eiramisu:

I’ve been thinking about it and I want you to go.

"When Christian Grey “rips through” Anastasia’s virginity, she actually says..."

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:16:53 -0400

“When Christian Grey “rips through” Anastasia’s virginity, she actually says “Argh!” like Jon finding out that Garfield has once again shredded the curtains.”

- The Thinking Woman’s Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey — Vulture

I saw Titanic 3D! Here's a notebook-dump of thoughts about it.

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:59:05 -0400

I saw Titanic 3D! Here's a notebook-dump of thoughts about it.

(via weird dude energy) Crazy night.

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:02:18 -0400

(via weird dude energy)

Crazy night.

"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do." --Eleanor Roosevelt

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:52:00 -0400

I really like everything about this: the slow-motion kids, the...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:00:05 -0400

I really like everything about this: the slow-motion kids, the meta-ending, the eerily banal paintings and furniture.

mtvhive:

Video Premiere: Directed by a couple of the editors from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, watch some elementary school kids engage in a heated series of board games with a meta twist.

Last week I saw people making paintings/collages at Variety

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 15:00:06 -0400

WTF? THAT IS ENOUGH HIPSTERS! YOU HAVE TO BRING YOUR SEWING MACHINE TO THE COFFEE SHOP? REALLY DUMB. STAY HOME. twitter.com/torihatesyou/s…
— Victoria (@torihatesyou) March 13, 2012

mtvhive: Not in the Face might be our favorite. What’s yours?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:20:06 -0400

mtvhive:

Not in the Face might be our favorite. What’s yours?

"Freak monkey’s with mediocre tunes"

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:40:05 -0400

“Freak monkey’s with mediocre tunes”

- Westboro Baptist Church on Radiohead (via semipoplife)

I wish this was That Dog with that Maya...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:32:59 -0500

I wish this was That Dog with that Maya Rudolph.

whatevs:

growltiger:

OH HELLO OFFICIAL THAT DOG CONCERT PAGE.

Opening act: Fred Armisen.

I mean, COME ON. We are all going to this, right? I think I offered to be the merch girl. I will be the best merch girl ever!

I’M GONNA SEE YOU!

veganaction: YES.

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:20:05 -0500

veganaction:

YES.

New Rufus Wainwright, the title track to his new album Out of...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:40:05 -0500

New Rufus Wainwright, the title track to his new album Out of the Game. He is both Captain and Tennille.

thufri: Helen & Hard - Vennesla library and cultural...

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 13:52:46 -0500

thufri:

Helen & Hard - Vennesla library and cultural center, Norway

(via Stephen Malkmus Has Always Been Good Looking | Vol. 1...

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:40:05 -0500

(via Stephen Malkmus Has Always Been Good Looking | Vol. 1 Brooklyn)

thecomposites: Hal Incandenza, Infinite Jest, David Foster...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:06 -0500

thecomposites:

Hal Incandenza, Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace

Hal is the only extant Incandenza who looks in any way ethnic. His late father had been as a young man darkly tall, high flat Pima-tribe cheekbones and very black hair Brylcreemed back so tight there’d been a kind of enforced widow’s peak. Himself had looked ethnic, but he isn’t extant. Hal is sleek, sort of radiantly dark, almost otterish, only slightly tall, eyes blue but darkly so, and unburnable even w/o sunscreen, his untanned feet the color of weak tea, his nose ever unpeeling but slightly shiny. His sleekness isn’t oily so much as moist, milky; Hal worries secretly that he looks half-feminine. (Multiple suggestions, and happy 50th birthday)

Updated image

Additional information from Clementina: “Considering descriptions of his enormous tennis-arm muscles and marijuana habit and love for sweets (so, his face couldn’t possibly look this scrawny).”

This guy uses police composite sketch software to draw literary characters based on their descriptions.

Dedicating only one double-sided page per term, author Sean Hall...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:20:05 -0500

Dedicating only one double-sided page per term, author Sean Hall has effectively distilled the essential vocabulary that underlies all semiotic thought. (via This Means This, This Means That)

jawnita: That is Lizzi Bougatsos (wearing Vision Street Wear...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:55:59 -0500

jawnita:

That is Lizzi Bougatsos (wearing Vision Street Wear for Chloe for Opening Ceremony sweats, cut off into jams), Chloe Sevigny, Beyonce and Jay-Z. Kind of want Bougatsos and Beyonce to squad up, you know?