Oh man, my fictional joke headlines cannot top the joke that is a real XO Jane headline. I’m now thinking of stories I could do to undermine every single person I know. Like: Help! My Good Looks Stop People From Thinking I’m Smart Help! My Friends Are Jealous Of My Sexuality Help! I’m Embarrassed Of My High IQ And I Don’t Know What To Do How Do I Tell Friends That I’m Better Than Them? Help! My Fat Friend Eats My Boyfriend’s Food — And I’m Okay With It 

Oh man, my fictional joke headlines cannot top the joke that is a real XO Jane headline. I’m now thinking of stories I could do to undermine every single person I know. Like:

Help! My Good Looks Stop People From Thinking I’m Smart

Help! My Friends Are Jealous Of My Sexuality

Help! I’m Embarrassed Of My High IQ And I Don’t Know What To Do

How Do I Tell Friends That I’m Better Than Them?

Help! My Fat Friend Eats My Boyfriend’s Food — And I’m Okay With It 

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