Oh man, my fictional joke headlines cannot top the joke that is a real XO Jane headline. I’m now thinking of stories I could do to undermine every single person I know. Like:
Help! My Good Looks Stop People From Thinking I’m Smart
Help! My Friends Are Jealous Of My Sexuality
Help! I’m Embarrassed Of My High IQ And I Don’t Know What To Do
How Do I Tell Friends That I’m Better Than Them?
Help! My Fat Friend Eats My Boyfriend’s Food — And I’m Okay With It